While it is a truth universally acknowledged that Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are the horniest celebrity couple of 2021-♾, we can't forget about Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, who are just one tongue-touching session away from dethroning Kravis and stealing their Horny Crown (which I can only assume was purchased at Hot Topic).
Due to the fact that they're twin flames who are intoxicated by each other's very essences, MGK and Megan are *very* comfortable with PDA. Like, this is a couple whose first kiss was legit just...breathing into each other's mouths. As Machine Gun Kelly put it in their completely iconic GQ interview, "Even our first kiss, she wouldn’t kiss me. We just put our lips right in front of each other and breathed each other’s breath and then she just left."
Please note this was also the interview that blessed us with Megan recounting the time she met her man, musing, "I just remember this tall, blond, ghostly creature and I looked up and I was like, 'You smell like weed.' He looked down at me and he was like, 'I am weed.' Then, I swear to God, he disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb."
So yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. These two are very much attached at both the hips and the lips, and they basically can't go a minute without a PDA moment. In fact, said PDA moments are so frequent that we went ahead and gathered them all in one place. Caution: this article isn't particularly safe for work, unless your boss is on board with you looking at photos of MGK licking Megan Fox's mouth.
When Megan Appeared in MGK’s "Bloody Valentine" Music Vid
The foot on the face! The singing sesh! The kisses! All! Of! It! Oh, and speaking of Megan's feet...
When MGK Gushed Over Her Feet
While reacting to the comments on the "Bloody Valentine" music video, the singer revealed his favorite feature on his actor fiancé. "I was like, 'Megan, you already know what I’m about to ask you,'" he began. "And she was like, 'Yeah, I literally got a pedicure just ’cause I knew you were gonna ask me that.' So I was like, 'All right. Well, plop it on.' It’s no secret. I think feet are beautiful. And I think Megan has the most beautiful feet that exist." SCREAM!
When They Touched Tongues at the Billboard Music Awards
Why yes, Megan also happens to be grabbing Machine Gun Kelly's crotch in this photo, thanks for noticing.
When They Enjoyed a Group Makeout in a Bathroom Stall With Kravis
On a scale from 1 to 10 of "How Worried I Am About Sanitation," I'm at an 11.
When Machine Gun Kelly Cupped Megan's Butt on the Red Carpet
The iHeartRadio Music Awards simply weren't prepared for a moment this horny.
And When He Grabbed Her Butt at the VMAs
They might be the hottest couple in existence, sorry Kravis.
When This Cute Lil' Tender Moment Happened
Less PDA, more pure romance.
When Machine Gun Kelly Stopped a Show to Passionately Kiss Megan
As a fan told Page Six, "He was singing ‘Jawbreaker’ and came into the crowd and was singing into her ear. He then looked at her and goes, ‘I love you.’ Megan said it back, they kissed, and she looked like the happiest person you’ve ever seen in your life."
When This Was the Vibe During Their GQ Shoot
It's a well established fact that vampires are the horniest of all supernatural species (see: Edward and Bella's wedding night LOVE MAKING), so this shoot seems pretty on theme.
When Machine Gun Kelly Licked Megan's Mouth
Please note that Megan captioned this:
there goes my heart
manifest outside of my body
draped in the towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy
magical and haunted
kinetic and tortured
ethereal and dangerous
cosmic
lawless
eternal
creative genius
the journey will likely be perilous
but there is no destination without him
....kay!
When They Were Spotted Kissing in L.A.
Um, these pics ^^^^ are actually the cutest thing I've ever seen.
When Machine Gun Kelly Won a VMA and Celebrated With Some Tongue
Why kiss your partner before accepting an award when you could simply lick them, you know?
