Hello, welcome, and ARE YOU OKAY??? not just to Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy but also to all of the Swifties who have been awake since 2 a.m. streaming The Tortured Poets Department, aka Taylor Swift's brand new album that turned out to be TWO WHOLE ALBUMS in one.
Yep, that's 31 songs total—16 regular tracks and 15 bonus songs on her secret double album and 11th official studio release, The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology. Not sure how Taylor does it, but I'm v excited that she's done it again!
More of a casual/part-time Swiftie and haven't gotten to listen to Taylor's 31 brand-new songs yet? You can stream Taylor's newest album while you work/study/drive/run today on all major streaming platforms—that includes Amazon Music, Apple Music, and Spotify.
- Sign up for Amazon Music Unlimited (plus, get a three-month free trial now)
- Sign up for Apple Music (plus, get a one-month free trial now)
- Sign up for Spotify Premium (plus, get a three-month free trial now)
And for those of you who are a little more ~old-school~, you'll be happy to know that you can purchase The Tortured Poets Department in vinyl form for $40 on Amazon rn. And yes, it is surprisingly still in stock (although it probably won't be for now)!
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (The Manuscript Vinyl)
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (The Manuscript Vinyl)
You can also purchase The Tortured Poets Department in CD form for $13 on Amazon. I don't know if that price is an Easter egg or just a delightful coincidence, but I'm obsessed nonetheless.
Taylor Swift/Republic Records THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT CD
Taylor Swift/Republic Records THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT CD
I won't judge if you hit "Add to Cart" on both of them, TBH—they're just so pretty. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to "thanK you aIMee" on repeat while I TTPD-ify my entire wardrobe...
