Hello and welcome to everyone who is suddenly invested in football thanks to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce: This is a safe space where your inability to understand even the most basic sports things is welcome...which should be apparent by our use of the term "sports things."

You may have noticed Taylor has been spending a lot of time with Brittany Mahomes (formerly known as Brittany Matthews), the wife of Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes. And it turns out, they are the cutest couple ever? Again, if you already know this then move along, but if not, please join us on this delightful timeline journey—starting with when Brittany and Patrick were high school sweethearts. TRULY this is something out of a Nicholas Sparks movie.

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~2012

Patrick and Brittany meet in high school, are friends at first, and then start dating. What follows is a series of photos so cute, it's shocking no one has made a slideshow of them set to “I Knew I Loved You” by Savage Garden.

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If you want details on how exactly they got together, here is Brittany describing it (watch the video below):

“He brought this little Valentine’s gift for me at lunch one day. It was like a heart-like card and said, ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’, and like a rose or something. And he just brought it to me as a funny joke, but I thought it was the cutest thing in the world. Everyone in the cafeteria started chanting like, ‘Kiss her, kiss her’ to him and I was like, ‘I’m doing this’ and then from then on, I think that’s where I just kind of started getting a crush on him. Then boom, we just fell in love.”

'Kay sorry not done with photos from the early days via Brittany's Insta account:

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April 24, 2013

Patrick invites Brittany to prom in the classic fashion:

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May 5, 2013

Brittany and Patrick hit up prom, and we can only thank the good lord that Instagram was around for the start of their relationship because OH MY GOSH THESE PHOTOS:

December 14, 2013

And then, friends, senior formal happens:

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May 11, 2014

A year goes by, it's once again prom, and someone's parents once again come through with the pics:

February 16, 2015

In case you were wondering whether Brittany and Patrick stayed together when they were at college (they went to separate schools), the answer is obviously hell yes:

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September 26, 2016

Just gonna leave this here:

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February 14, 2017

If you're not spending Valentine's Day in matching outfits, what are you even doing?

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August 12, 2019

As Patrick's career picks up, he and Brittany—who has a successful fitness career of her own—move into their first home together. Cute lil' house tour, incoming:

February 2, 2020

Patrick leads the Kansas City Chiefs to a Super Bowl win and Brittany is, obviously, here for it.

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September 2, 2020

Almost a decade into their relationship (okay several years off but whatever), Patrick pops the question:

He later tells KCSP 610 Radio, "You don't think it's going to be nerve-wracking, especially when you've been with someone for so long, but before you get on that knee, your heart's racing, I promise you that."

September 29, 2020

Brittany and Patrick announce they're expecting their first child!

February 20, 2021

Their baby girl, Sterling, is born!

October 31, 2021

And honestly, they really come through on their family Halloween costume.

March 13, 2022

These two tie the knot after a decade together. I'm emotional.

May 29, 2022

Patrick and Brittany announce they're expecting bb #2!

November 11, 2022

Their son, also named Patrick (but who goes by Bronze), is born!

February 12, 2023

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Patrick once again leads the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl! And he thanks Brittany in his MVP speech, saying, "To my wife Brittany, my baby girl Sterling and my son Bronze, this crazy life that we are living means nothing without y'all, keeping me balanced, and making me appreciate every single day. No matter how I feel coming home, y'all bring me joy and make me appreciate the time that I get to spend with y'all. Thank you for always being there for me, through my good times and my bad. Love y'all."

March 13, 2023

Patrick and Brittany celebrate their anniversary!

April 16, 2023

Brittany talks about women flirting with Patrick, saying, "Lol it's actually really sad how disrespectful some women are...But they are a waist [sic] of my time & not going to disturb my peace." She goes on to say that she "used to have a very hard time" and "get extremely annoyed" when women flirted with Patrick but now she "could care less."

May 1, 2023

The couple hits up THE event of the season, aka the Met Gala:

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May 6, 2023

Just kidding the Kentucky Derby is obviously THE event of the season based on these 'fits.

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July 12, 2023

Patrick and Brittany play the couples quiz with GQ:

And hit up the ESPYS!

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August 8, 2023

Then they celebrate the off-season...

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August 20, 2023

And then get right back to it!

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October 12, 2023

Brittany joins Taylor Swift to get their WAG on, and this incredible photo is taken:

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January 13, 2024

Brittany makes an appearance at Arrowhead Stadium to cheer Patrick on at the Kansas City Chiefs vs Miami Dolphins playoff game (pssssst: the Chiefs end up winning).

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P.S. For all the 🥺 Taylor pics, head right on over this way.

February 6, 2024

Patrick opens up about how he and Brittany (and their bb's!) stay connected as he practices for the Super Bowl: "I always FaceTime them whenever I'm not with them and talk to them throughout the day. Bronze is running around now, starting to walk."

"Sterling's loving it, being able to be on vacation and everything like that. So hopefully I'll get to see them throughout the week when I get some free time but it's always great when I get to talk to them," he adds.

February 12, 2024

After the Chiefs win the big game against the San Francisco 49ers, Brittany posts an Instagram carousel of herself and Patrick holding the Vince Lombardi trophy.

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And in yet another touching tribute, she says, in part, "This season was a special one! This guy never stopped believing in his team…through the ups and downs and all the doubters, never once did he doubt this team. He is a true leader and a team player."

Meanwhile, Patrick gives his family a special shoutout while accepting the trophy on the field post-game and gushes, "It means the world [that they’re here]. The whole family of Kansas City and [the] Chiefs Kingdom is special...Brittany’s a great wife with two great kids. I can’t ask for anything better than this."

March 12, 2024

Brittany and Patrick celebrate their 2-year anniversary and post the cutest tributes to each other. Ahem:

We also get to see how the two spend the big day thanks to Brittany's Instagram Story:

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March 17, 2024

These two attend the Denver Nuggets vs. Dallas Mavericks game and take a cute selfie:

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March 25, 2024

Brittany shares a snap of Patrick sitting on a couch while she holds up a chocolate-dipped mini ice cream cone in front of the camera.

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April 1, 2024

The celebs recreate an iconic throwback pic from their teenage years in East Texas, and it's equal parts hilarious and sweet.

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Didn't think we'd be out here tearing up over a photo recreation, but alas!

April 16, 2024

Brittany calls Patrick her "hot hubby" and shares a picture of him from TIME magazine!

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April 25, 2024

Patrick and Brittany hit up the TIME 100 gala!

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April 28, 2024

Brittany shares a series of snaps on her Instagram Stories of the entire family attending their 15 and the Mahomies Foundation Vegas Golf Classic in support of the children’s charity.

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Notably, the event *also* just so happens to be important because of this...👀

And that brings us up to date! As you were. Yay sports!