It's hard work being heartbroken, and no one works harder than Taylor Swift. The musical mogul has been known for her heartbreak tracks since the start of her career, and with her latest album The Tortured Poets Department, she's polishing the crown she's worn since 2006. A Taylor breakup track is raw in its honesty and dizzying in its depth, nothing short of catharsis. There are those, and then there is "ME!," but we digress.

In a pre-The Tortured Poets Department world, this ranking would have been child's play, but with 31 new tracks scattered on the table, cataloguing our collective heartbreak through Swift's pen has never been more challenging. That said, heartbreak takes no days off, and we draft to serve.

Without further ado, we present Cosmo's official ranking of Taylor Swift's 30 best breakup tracks. Now call your shitty boyfriend, these songs are best enjoyed broken.

30. “Fortnight ft. Post Malone"

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Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 3:49

Rumored muse: Matty Healy

The gist: All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February / I took the miracle move-on drug, the effects were temporary / And I love you, it's ruining my life

29. “Hits Different”

Album: Midnights

Run time: 3:55

Rumored muse: Joe Alwyn

The gist: And I never don't cry at the bar / Yeah, my sadness is contagious / I slur your name 'til someone puts me in a car / I stopped receiving invitations

28. “Sad Beautiful Tragic”

Album: Red (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 4:45

Rumored muse: Jake Gyllenhaal

The gist: And we both wake in lonely beds and different cities / And time is taking its sweet time erasing you / And you've got your demons and, darlin', they all look like me

27. “Last Kiss”

Album: Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 6:08

Rumored muse: Joe Jonas

The gist: And I'll go / Sit on the floor wearing your clothes / All that I know is I don't know / How to be something you miss

26. “My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 3:24

Rumored muse: Joe Alwyn

The gist: I know I'm just repeating mysеlf / Put me back on my shelf / But first, pull the string / And I'll tell you that he runs / Because he loves me

25. “coney island ft. The National”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 4:36

The gist: How'd we get here so soon? / Did I close my fist around something delicate? / Did I shatter you?

24. “Forever & Always”

Album: Fearless (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 3:46

Rumored muse: Joe Jonas

The gist: Did I say somethin' way too honest, made you run and hide / Like a scared little boy?

23. “How Did It End?

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 3:59

Rumored muse: Joe Alwyn

The gist: Say it once again with feeling / How the death rattle breathing / Silenced as the soul was leaving / The deflation of our dreaming / Leaving me bereft and reeling / My beloved ghost and me / Sitting in a tree / D-Y-I-N-G

22. “illicit affairs”

Album: folklore

Run time: 3:11

The gist: And you wanna scream / Don't call me "kid," don't call me "baby" / Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me / You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else

21. “tolerate it”

Album: evermore

Run time: 4:06

The gist: I wait by the door like I'm just a kid / Use my best colors for your portrait / Lay the table with the fancy shit / And watch you tolerate it

20. “I Look in People’s Windows”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 2:12

Rumored muse: Joe Alwyn

The gist: I look in people's windows / In case you're at their table / What if your eyes looked up and met mine / One more time

19. “exile ft. Bon Iver”

Album: folklore

Run time: 4:46

The gist: I can see you starin', honey / Like he's just your understudy / Like you'd get your knuckles bloody for me / Second, third, and hundredth chances / Balancin' on breaking branches / Those eyes add insult to injury

18. “loml”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 4:38

Rumored muse: Joe Alwyn

The gist: You shit-talked me under the table / Talkin' rings and talkin' cradles / I wish I could un-recall / How we almost had it all / Dancing phantoms on the terrace / Are they second-hand embarrassed

17. “Back to December”

Album: Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 4:55

Rumored muse: Taylor Lautner

The gist: And then the cold came, the dark days / When fear crept into my mind / You gave me all your love and all I gave you was goodbye

16. "The Last Time (Taylor's Version) ft. Gary Lightbody"

Album: Red (Taylor's Version)

Run time: 5:00

Rumored muse: Jake Gyllenhaal

The gist: This is the last time I'm askin' you this / Put my name at the top of your list / This is the last time I'm askin' you why / You break my heart in the blink of an eye

15. “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 3:39

The gist: I can hold my breath / I've been doin' it since he left / I keep finding his things in drawers / Crucial evidence I didn't imagine the whole thing

14. “Getaway Car”

Album: Reputation

Run time: 3:54

Rumored muse: Tom Hiddleston

The gist: I'm in a getaway car / I left you in a motel bar / Put the money in a bag and I stole the keys / That was the last time you ever saw me

13. “Dear John”

Album: Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 6:44

Rumored muse: John Mayer, obviously

The gist: Long were the nights when / my days once revolved around you / Counting my footsteps / Praying the floor won't fall through again

12. “So Long, London”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 4:23

Rumored muse: Joe Alwyn

The gist: Pulled him in tighter each time he was driftin' away / My spine split from carrying us up the hill / Wet through my clothes, weary bones caught the chill

11. “You're Losing Me (From The Vault)”

Album: Midnights

Run time: 4:38

Rumored muse Joe Alwyn

The gist: And the air is thick with loss and indecision / I know my pain is such an imposition [...] And I wouldn't marry me either / A pathological people pleaser / Who only wanted you to see her

10. “Maroon”

Album: Midnights

Run time: 3:39

Rumored muse: Matty Healy

The gist: You were standing hollow-eyed in the hallway / Carnations you had thought were roses, that's us

9. “Clean”

Album: 1989 (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 4:31

Rumored muse: Harry Styles

The gist: The rain came pouring down / When I was drownin', that's when I could finally breathe / And by mornin' / Gone was any trace of you, I think I am finally clean

8. “Would’ve, Could’ve, Should've”

Album: Midnights

Run time: 4:21

Rumored muse: John Mayer

The gist: If clarity's in death, then why won't this die? / Years of tearing down our banners, you and I / Living for the thrill of hitting you where it hurts / Give me back my girlhood, it was mine first

7. “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 4:06

Rumored muse: Matty Healy

The gist: 'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden / I would've died for your sins, instead, I just died inside / And you deserve prison, but you won't get time

6. “right where you left me”

Album: evermore

Run time: 4:06

The gist: I cause no harm, mind my business / If our love died young, I can't bear witness, and it's been so long / If you ever think you got it wrong, I'm right where / you left me

5. “The Black Dog”

Album: The Tortured Poets Department

Run time: 3:59

Rumored muse: Matty Healy

The gist: I move through the world with the heartbroken / My longings stay unspoken / And I may never open up thе way I did for you / And all of those best laid plans / You said I needed a bravе man / Then proceeded to play him / Until I believed it too / And it kills me

4. “the 1”

Album: folklore

Run time: 3:31

The gist: I persist and resist the temptation to ask you / If one thing had been different / Would everything be different today?

3. “All Too Well (10 Minute Version)”

Album: Red (Taylor’s Version)

Run time: 10:13

Rumored muse: Jake Gyllenhaal

The gist: "Any time now he's gonna say it's love," / you never called it what it was / 'Til we were dead and gone and buried / Check the pulse and come back swearin' it's the same / After three months in the grave / And then you wondered where it went to as I reached for you / But all I felt was shame and you held my lifeless frame

2. “Death by a Thousand Cuts”

    Album: Lover

    Run time: 3:18

    The gist: My time, my wine, my spirit, my trust / Trying to find a part of me you didn't take up / Gave you too much but it wasn't enough / But I'll be alright, it's just a thousand cuts

    1.“champagne problems”

    Album: evermore

    Run time: 4:04

    The gist: "She would've made such a lovely bride / What a shame she's fucked in the head, " they said / But you'll find the real thing instead / She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred