• Halsey just posted a picture of what happens when you rock climb naked and, spoiler alert, it’s not good.
  • Rock! Climbing! Naked!

Halsey just posted a very alarming and confusing Instagram, and it requires your immediate attention. SOS.

She posted the above pic, where her back looks legit destroyed, with the caption, “don’t go rock climbing naked. or do. do you.” You can tell it’s Halsey because that “nightmare” tattoo is definitely hers.

There’s a lot to take in here. I’ll get to the back injury in a sec, but the biggest thing that stands out to me is the phrase “rock climbing naked.” NAKED. She climbed a rock without her clothes on!!

Take a minute to picture scaling a rock wall, in nature, au naturel. It’s almost as bad as those dreams where you’re on a stage in front of a crowd and you don’t have any clothes on. What would possess someone to do such a thing?! Maybe Halsey meant indoor rock climbing?? Would that make this better or worse? IDK!

There are so many questions to be asked about this, but I will preface them by saying that seriously, Halsey, I hope you’re okay. That injury looks not fun. Okay, onto the questions.

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(1) When you rock climb naked, what happens to the harness? Do you just wear it over your naked body? There’s no way you rock climb without it, right? So then technically are you not naked if you’re wearing straps of harness? (2) Who was she rock climbing with?! Were they all naked? Was she alone? Is it weirder if she’s alone or if she’s with friends? (3) What inspired the naked rock climb? Was it a dare? (4) Does rock climbing naked mean you wear nothing on your feet? Because if so, OW.

For emphasis, here's a normal person rock climbing:

Rock climber rock climbing, Yosemite National Park, United States
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Here's Halsey:

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Anyway, that’s all from me. Please take the rest of the day to contemplate the above questions. Bye!