- Kristina Schulman gave Blake Horstmann a rose on last night’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise.
- Twitter is extremely upset because that means Wills Reid had to go home.
Spoilers for last night’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise ahead!
Last night’s episode of Bachelor in Paradise was a dumpster fire that I’ll never be able to wipe from my memory. First, Jordan Kimball and Christian Estrada were both sent home because of a dumb fight involving a piñata, then Cam Ayala was so rude and told Onyeka Ehie that the main guy she was there for (Mike Johnson) wasn’t into her, and then Kristina Schulman made a wild decision to gave Blake Horstmann her rose, which means he gets to stick around when nobody wants him to. Safe to say, Twitter is pissed at Kristina.
If you didn’t watch last night, Hannah G. finally picked Dylan Barbour, so Blake was left hoping someone would keep him around. Kristina had the final rose and while there were guys like Wills Reid (obvious choice, IMO) and that other dude who never gets any screen time up for elimination, she still picked Blake. ICYMI, she and Blake have history and she’s not over it.
When everyone looked visibly upset, Kristina tried to justify her decision by saying that giving him the rose is the ultimate revenge because now he has to watch Hannah G. make out with Dylan all season. Sure, Jan. But something tells me that even if Hannah and Dylan are together, Blake will move on to the next girl who walks into Paradise.
Also, wouldn’t revenge be sweeter if Blake had to watch all that from home and not in the comfort of Paradise? Just a thought.
But as the Twitter critics got fired up last night, Kristina changed her tune and tweeted that Blake deserves to find love. Hmmm.
You know who else deserves to find love?? Wills! Wills has been trying to find love for three seasons of these Bachelor shows and he’s gotten none! Zilch! The disrespect for him and his floral button-ups is so upsetting, truly.
I’m glad someone (this Brett Vergara guy on Twitter) gets the Wills appeal!
Anyway, I’ll be over here practicing my A(lways) B(e) C(rying)’s, as Cam would want, until next week.
Kristina, please make it make sense by the next rose ceremony!
