Love. It’s not always shiny and new and it isn’t always soft like an easy chair, is it?
Love is ... strange, and so are a lot of lovers. So if it’s really the thought that counts, why not give your love something weird for Valentine’s Day?
HuffPost Weird News has scoured the world looking for truly bizarre gifts that are sure to take any relationship to the next level. However, we are not specifying if the next level will be higher or lower than your current level ― that’s up to you.
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Trust us: Nothing says Valentine’s Day romance like getting a remote-controlled bidet or a lifesize silicone replica of porn star Korina Kova.
(Editor’s note: There’s no actual research that backs up the claims in the previous sentence.)
You Rock Candle
Selfie Toaster
Eggplant Vibrator
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Korina Kova Real Love Sex Doll
Bloodshot Eyeball Backpack
Wine Is My Valentine Sleep Shirt
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Thong With Your Face Printed On It
Cannabis Wine
Meditating Pink Flamingos
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Remote-Controlled Bidet
Giant Champagne Cork Table
After Sex Towel
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THC-Infused Sriracha
Rainbow Caticorn Statue
Operation Boxer Briefs
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Pink Portable Bong
Sexy Fanny Pack
Cordless Vacuum
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Cracker Pillow
Pink Lips Banks
Chocolate Wine
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Cannabis Chocolate
Kiss Me Mesh Thong