The 18 funniest parents on social media this week

Just remember, no matter how bad your day is going, there are some parents out there with white furniture

— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) July 1, 2020

Oh nothing, just scooping out the bubbles from the bath for my toddler who requested a bubble bath.

— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) July 1, 2020

You can either have low blood pressure or be the parent responsible for putting sunscreen on your kids face.

— ViralDads (@viraldads) June 28, 2020

Vanilla Ice is trending because he is throwing a concert in Texas for the 4th of July.

If you go to this concert and catch COVID, don't ask anyone to stop, collaborate, and listen to your dumbass.

— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) July 2, 2020

Husband: The goods news is that our credit card bill will be super low since we've been in quarantine

Me: 😬

— Christina Crawford (@Xtina_Crawford) June 30, 2020

My toddler’s desire to play in the pool is equally matched by her determination to stay completely dry so trips to the pool are a blast, ya’ll.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) July 1, 2020

I just spent 30 minutes in a car arguing with 3 Kids about why you can’t stare at the sun.

So if any of you are hoping future generations are going to fix anything; there is your answer.

— Dad and Disorderly (@dadanddisorderl) June 30, 2020

The year is 2054. My son sits down for his documentary.

Reporter: So what would you say led to your impressive and horrifying killing spree?

Him: Well I think it all began when I was six and my mom threw out my collection of kazoos I’d made from toilet paper rolls

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) June 30, 2020

Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is LEGOs on the floor.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 29, 2020

For all you parents out there who are losing hope...just remember that Christmas is officially halfway here, so it’s now perfectly acceptable to use it as leverage to get your rambunctious crotch goblins to behave.

— Tortured by Toddlers (@TorturedByTots) June 30, 2020